Mask Project

Most everything in my mask is comprised of eco-conscious, biodegradable material found at Whole Foods.  I just sleep better at night knowing I spent a shit ton of money to ensure that long after I'm gone, whatever landfill holds my refuse may one day sprout a single flower to dot the post-apocalyptic horizon.  For the photo, I went back to the Whole Foods sports bar and posted up at a table in the middle of the room, like a creep.

The above is my amateur Photoshop hackjob.  The below is the unaltered version, showing that there were actual people (a lot of people, though it's hard to tell) in the vicinity.

Not pictured: The bartender who came up to me and asked if I was about to rob the place.  When I told him "Probably not" he said "That's cool, bro.  Give me a shout if you change your mind."  I peeled him off a couple of Monopoly hundies for being a good sport.  When it comes to counterfeit money, my generosity knows no bounds.